Wie En Wat Zijn Fanboys

Onder dit bericht staat een discussie onder fanboys. Het blijft een wonderlijk fenomeen binnen de game-industrie. Op 22 augustus publiceerde HamerFist.com een beschrijving van de drie bestaande groepen fanboys. Na het lezen kom je achter twee dingen, je moet gewoon gaan gamen en het zijn allemaal huilebalken.




Microsoft



A deluded arrogant prick. Yeah, yeah we get it. You are ahead of Sony in sales, and your console has a better attach rate. And? Oh any news discussing the dreaded RROD is just garbage. Who cares if you have to buy two or three consoles just to keep playing your games, right? Microsoft clearly did not make a shitty product that is going to explode at any time. As long as money is kept being pushed at Microsoft, with their NOT overly priced add-ons, everything will be ok. Please stop living in la-la land here fanboys. Of course Microsoft is ripping you off, of course they have still not fixed their hardware problems (why would they, you continue to toss money at them.) and of course you rush at every chance to defend them. You fanboys need to stop thinking you will be number one forever, cause that is just not going to happen. Oh, and Halo 3 sucks.


Sony



A whiny crybaby bitch. This fanboy always believes that the media is out to hurt their darling, the PS3. Any sort of negative news associated with Sony is automatically believed to be part of a larger conspiracy to hurt Sony, conducted by Microsoft. (Who of course owns everything.) Yes, that is correct. All news paper reporters hate Sony, and want to rape Kaz Hirai. Now think about this for a second. It couldn’t be that while Sony created a quality product with the PS3, there are some negatives associated with the console. The price was too high, installing games does take too long and the PSN is ‘slightly’ weaker then Xbox Live. Oh, and yes it is not number one in sales. These Sony fanboys where so used to being number one; they don’t know how to take their lumps. Well I am here to tell them it is ok, you can’t always be number one. But you can climb back up that mountain. Maybe the PS3 Slim will get you there, only time will tell. Until them stop having inferiority complexes.

Nintendo



Moms, children and idiots. I purchased a Wii along with everyone else, and now even my children don’t play it. Why the Wii is even discussed as a gaming console? It is now a consumer product, and Nintendo could care less. They are walking around using cash for toilet paper. The fanboys of this console are rare, as most moms and 5 year olds avoid gaming internet discussion boards. But hey any MILFS reading this, don't be afraid to contact me. We can, uh, discuss, uh games..... Yeah, that's it.
Now can you fanboys please get over yourselves, and just do what you claim to love? Clear the dust from your eyes, and game.